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“It’s nice to be nice to the nice.”

“Oh, Margaret. You’re a prince. Cess. Princess.”

“That’s not my department, Sir. Intelligence is something I try to avoid.”

“Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.”

“Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”

“We all know it’s brutal up there at the front, especially those of us at the rear.”

“I wouldn’t mind being a doctor if I didn’t have to be around sick people.”

“I’m sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot.”